In a stunning show of solidarity, Apple has agreed to put aside its disdain for the Trump Administration and vowed to collaborate with the COVID-19 Task Force to produce the first-of-its-kind, self-injecting watches. Nicknamed the iCOVID, these watches will sync with a person’s biology and detect the early onset of any COVID-19 symptoms. Once any […]
“They are at the cutting edge of chemistry research and engineering,” Trump said to a packed White House press conference. In what was a startling revelation, during an impromptu press briefing, President Trump made his nomination public. “Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to very, very strongly nomimate the Wuhan Institute of Virology […]
