August 10, 2022 - Press Secretary
Trump Hires FBI Director Christopher Wray as Chief of Document Security
In a startling turn of events, Trump edged closer to a 2024 Presidential victory by ensuring his document security is rock solid by hiring FBI Director, Christopher Wray as Trump’s new Chief of Document Security.
“After the raid on my Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, I realized just how effective Chris is at what he does! I realized I need a leader like him in my corner.”
Trump exclaimed
“So, you know I need the best there is because there can be none better than me. I called Chris after the raid and offered him the position. He accepted! I couldn’t be more excited.”
said Trump.
“I was blown away by Mr. Trump’s offer! This will include a significant drop in pay, I understand that, but who wouldn’t want to be part of Trump’s entourage in 2024! I’m looking forward, with great anticipation, to Making America Great Again in 2024!”
Christopher Wray
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