In a startling turn of events, Trump edged closer to a 2024 Presidential victory by ensuring his document security is rock solid by hiring FBI Director, Christopher Wray as Trump’s new Chief of Document Security. “After the raid on my Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, I realized just how effective Chris is at what he does! […]
In a bold move to ensure no one mistakes him for being anything but the President of the United States, Trump selects the Seal of the President of the United States as his new, full-color cheek tattoo. “I wasn’t sure I’d like it.” said Trump. “But, now that I see its vibrant colors and the […]
Trumps signs new executive order ensuring undocumented immigrants have homes. President Donald J. Trump signed the executive order (Guaranteed Homes for UnDocumented Immigrants) late Thursday evening marking a paradigm shift in policy regarding illegal aliens — now referred to as undocumented immigrants. Nicknamed GHUDI – this country-wide program will ensure undocumented immigrants never have to […]
Exclusive!! In a robust effort to enhance inclusion and tolerance at public restrooms, Trump will announce his sweeping new guidelines that are to take effect within the next week, White House sources who wish to remain anonymous leaked to us this morning. These sweeping actions are designed to support the “Make American Awesome Now” (MAAN) […]
