In another phase of his bold and ongoing “Make America Awesome Now or MAAN” initiative, Trump signed an executive order banning chivalry. “The antiquated days of men holding doors for women, standing when a woman approaches a dining table, giving up his taxi for a woman or even walking on the street side of a […]
In a brave move to ensure continued economic growth during the COVID-19 pandemic, Trump exercised eminent domain over Girl Scout Cookie revenues. “We must find every way possible to support Big Banks during this COVID-19 crisis” Trump said as he signed the Executive Order. According to Eminent Domain law, the Trump Administration must provide “just […]
Trumps signs new Executive Order — “Oscar Night at the White House” In a groundbreaking and historic executive order, President Donald J. Trump is seeking to enhance the relationship between the Hollywood elite and the White House. “After the 2017 Oscars, I feel it’s important to embrace the diversity of our Hollywood elite.” Trump stated. […]
Trumps signs new executive order ensuring undocumented immigrants have homes. President Donald J. Trump signed the executive order (Guaranteed Homes for UnDocumented Immigrants) late Thursday evening marking a paradigm shift in policy regarding illegal aliens — now referred to as undocumented immigrants. Nicknamed GHUDI – this country-wide program will ensure undocumented immigrants never have to […]
Exclusive!! In a robust effort to enhance inclusion and tolerance at public restrooms, Trump will announce his sweeping new guidelines that are to take effect within the next week, White House sources who wish to remain anonymous leaked to us this morning. These sweeping actions are designed to support the “Make American Awesome Now” (MAAN) […]
