August 3, 2022 - Press Secretary

Trump Select POTUS Seal as Cheek Tattoo

In a bold move to ensure no one mistakes him for being anything but the President of the United States, Trump selects the Seal of the President of the United States as his new, full-color cheek tattoo.

“I wasn’t sure I’d like it.” said Trump.

“But, now that I see its vibrant colors and the way it brings out my skin’s natural glow, I’m really happy with my selection. Now I’m excited that anywhere I go, people will know that whatever I’m doing is endorsed by the United States Government.” Trump explained.

“People are lining up to get this same tattoo, I’m told.” said Mr. Trump, showing us this image of people lined up around the corner to get the new POTUS tat.

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